Deep Fall Lips-Bright lips are not for Fatties

I have enormous Angelina Jolie lips. Unfortunately for me (and you) the flesh that surrounds them is decidedly not Angelina Jolie like. With all I'm seeing of dark berry lips for fall I am so excited to try this out. Last year I bought the Chanel lipstick that is essentially black-it was LE, what the hell was it called? (****EDIT It's called "Hysteria")

I have never felt comfortable wearing bright red lips. I feel they wash out my features-and for good reason. I read in a magazine with a girl that did an article on plus size beauty that Fat Girls shouldn't wear bright lips because it makes their features even less distinguishable (I assume she meant through the excess weight that shows in one's face) bigger girls with bright red lips just kind of look like fat clowns to me.

However, I DO feel comfortable with a dark lip. Dark, Gothic (not Goth..fuck those people) etc. Over on musingsofamuse she mentioned that Smashbox had come out with O-gloss "Noir" for fall so I zipped over to Sephora to test that out. It's very very very gorgeous, and I cannot wait until tomorrow so I can go back and buy it.  That, my Chanel LE from last year and the Tokidoki lip gloss in "Adios" and my fall/winter dark berry lips are SET!